LinkedIn profile intelligence, with teeth
Brutal feedback.Real growth.
Roast My LinkedIn AI finds the vague claims, the corporate fog, and the parts of your profile that make recruiters scroll past. Then it gives you a clear way forward.
Your headline
“Growth-focused strategist helping teams unlock transformation.”
“Your headline says a lot. Regrettably, none of it is a job.”
You've got the enthusiasm. Now let's add the role, the proof, and one concrete thing you actually do.
Good-natured roast. Serious profile signal.
The process
We don't sugarcoat. We upgrade.
Drop the profile
Paste your LinkedIn profile or upload the text you want us to inspect.
Get the roast
Receive a sharp, personal read with exactly enough sting to share.
Use the useful bits
Keep the private audit, then upgrade later when you want rewrite help.
The point isn't the dunk
Get the laugh. Keep the playbook.
The free roast gives you the screenshot-worthy truth. Your private audit maps the highest-impact fixes. When you're ready, headline and summary rewrites are there to help you make the changes.
A roast calibrated for personality, not cruelty.
A private audit with the signal behind the joke.
Rewrite support when it's time to turn feedback into momentum.
No vague answers
Questions, answered.
Your ego will recover
Put your profile on the table.
Start with a free LinkedIn roast. Keep the truth that helps you stand out.